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Did you ever realize...?

2002-12-10 - 5:45 p.m.

im sure everybody has one of "these" people in their life...might be a co-worker..a good friend..mabe even a BAD friend..or even a relative! by "these" people i mean the people who think they are above everybody else but with a twist...they are not obvious about...very subtle...mybe not subtle..but they always seem to have a "well thats NOTHIN!" story...u know..u tell a fairly amusing story and no matte how funny it is...they always seem to have a better one...so anyway there was about 5 of us in the room just goin back over our many years of combined hilarity fishin out old stories from our crusty memories when lo and behold in walks..we'll call him "JOE"...and sure enuff he has a bigger and better story for everybody...there got to be a lull in the conversation and im like "hey joe...u ever stop and realize u started life as a screamin orgasm...i mean u started out with yer dad sayin AAUUGHHHRRRHhhh uhh uhhh"...well there was about 2 seconds of silence and then everybody pretty much lost their composure...

then i got to thinkin..man...i started that way too...i mean my dad is cool and all...but the LAST thing i wanna imagine is my dad goin AUUUUGHHHAARHH uhhh uhh" with my mom...matter of fact...ALL of us started that way...a gigantic ball of spooge...with that i think im gonna be sick...so much for me puttin that guy in his place huh?

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