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Those Green Doritos 2002-12-12 - 5:24 p.m. over the summer i had a season pass to Six Flags...i would spend many weekends swimin in the wave pool..or riding the front car of the roller coasters...one glorious sunny july day i am in the wave pool with my friend rashida...but she cant swim to save her life...so when the waves would kick on..id go out to the deep end..then go back n hang with her till the waves came back...the waves stop and i go floating back to her and some chick is talkin with her...she was a petite lil thing...with one of the best bodies ever made for a bikini...so rashida asks me...dont u recognize her? and im already at a loss for words..so i say..uhh..no..am i supposed to? so the girl in the green bikini says "i work up in riggs direct"...which is up on he third floor of our building...and then i DO recognize her....and i say "ooohhh yeah...sorry...but usually u have more clothes on" so all threeof us hung out for the rest of the day in the wave pool and gradually worked our way to some of the coasters...needless to say it was a pretty good day...for me anyway..haha so later at work she passes by in the hall while im talkin to a buddy of mine..pete...she smiles and squeezes my arm and goes on her way...so pete was like..who the hell was THAT?...im like.i dunno man...she was at six flags with the smallest bikini i ever saw..looked liked green doritos with string holdin em together....now THAT happened back in august...yesterday im talkin to pete again and she walks up to us...and asks me how pete knew about her "small ass bikini" so now i have a problem...do i play dumb...or should i be open and honest? well me bein the stand up guy that i am ~watches for random lightning strikes~ i say "man..i couldnt help it...all i remember is the green doritos" she busts out laffin...pete turned around and bent over laffin...im like what?? it WAS small u know..not that im complainin...only one thing i dont know tho... her name...i have NO idea what it is...maybe i'll ask her again if she squeezes my arm do u like green egs and ham? no..but i sure as hell got a thing for the green doritos...alllghhhhh Leave me a note..or dont..whatever yo :) You are a phoenix. What legend are you?. Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox |