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Mr. Jose

2002-12-18 - 5:48 p.m.

Listening to: Creed - Six feet from the ledge

Wearing: My work uniform

Eating: 3 chicken tenderloins and lotsa rice

Drinkin: MILK!!

today seems like it should be friday...big christmas party at work...get back from the party and the boss leaves 2 hrs early...raced a V6 accord on the way home from the stoplight to the next light...showed him my tail lights..not by much...but hey..hes got an extra 2 cylinders and one extra liter of displacment...so it was all good...then i get home...start some dinner and check email...and looks like i got added to somebody elses list of favorites

http://aura-chic.diaryland.com

i havent a clue how she found my page but its al good cuz hers was pretty funny..i laffed..and felt bad for her...she happened to mention Jose Cuervo in her entry...which leads me to tonights "memories"

back when i was still in the army...we were out in roswell, new mexico...basically we were working with several different militaries for some big excercise and we had TONS of railcars to unload..well we finished the first part early and found out that the other half of our company needed help down in texas..i forget what fort they were at..anywayz..after workin our 12 hr shift we get on a bus and it takes us 5 hrs south to meet up with them...so we're out in the huge tents and whoopin it up with our buddies we hadnt seen in a week...didnt take long for all the likker to come out of sleepin bags and rucksacks...so the stuff is gettin passed around like water..im drinkin stuff here n there..then i get passed this plastic picnic type cup..u know..those thick SOLO party cups..come in all colors? well i got one of those with this dark liquid in it...i dunno WHY i thought it was coke or pepsi...so i tilted it back and started chuggin it down..then every body is like YO TOM...TOM!!! slow down yo! (no tom is not my name...short'nd version of my last) so i set the cup down and im like..what the hell?? what?

and thats when the fire started...i never HAD tequila before...first my throat was on fire..then my eyes felt like they were sweating...i remember the fire goin down to my stomach...5 min later..mannnnn i was feelin SOOOOO good...thats when the 1st sergeant came and said that EVERYBODY had to get out to the trainyard cuz the...swedes? i forget..anyway..their stuff had just arrived...ok...we just worked 12 hrs...took a 5 hr bus ride ad we are now drunk of our asses and you want us to do WHAT?? sure enuff..out into the cold desert we went and "busted" chains...nothin will get rid of yer alcohol faster than hard physical labor..talk about stinky fatigues....ugh

which leads me to my SECOND story concerning "Mr. Jose"

when myself and the now exwife got married...our honeymoon took us to St Thomas and we got a bottle of Jose there for like...8 bux...hella cheap...we said we'd go back there on our 5th anniversary and drink it...well..we never made it that far...got the final papers one month shy of our 5th anniversry..which begs the question...

WHERE'S MY FUCKIN TEQUILA??!!?

in other news...desertwitch said i was "fine man-booty"..which pretty much makes me forget all that bitchin i just did...haha

now i gotta go proof-read this...my keyboard is cixelsyd.

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