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A Christmas Tale ~heh~

2002-12-24 - 9:56 p.m.

well...its christmas eve..and since everybodys thoughts and entries tend to be on that of the season..id thought id take some time to tell MY christmas story...how i banged a hooker and shot her in the head...this of course bein on Vice City...i would NEVER shoot her in the head in real life...har har

so i'm sittin there in my Sentinal XS waitin for this hooker to get in so i can boost my health to 125 before goin on this mission...so two of em walk up to the car and startin talkin their usualy BS that they do...u know "ohhh u so big and EVERYthing..jes duh way i liiike" i know DAS right babygirl! ha!..anywayz...i guess this dood is tryin to walk past...so he walks SMACK into the side of my car..i guess maybe he was distracted by displays of boobage and fishnets...whatever...so when he walks into the side..this causes my passenger side door to fly open and it smacks one of the hookers..knocks her backwards..so SHE punches the guy in the face...so i start laffin cuz at first she's kickin his ass..then he runs away and comes back and starts kickin her in the guts...oh HELL no..how u gonna treat my piece of ass like that? man i NEED that to get my health...so i jump outta the car and sight in on him with my PSG1 sniper and PAH-YOW!! there goes his head...if anybody else that reads this has ever played vice city u know what im talkin about...i always giggle with glee as he clutches at where his head used to be as geysers of blood gush up in the air..so then i get back in the car and roll back next to the hooker...amazingly she gets in this time...stoopid ass...so i pull across the street from the malibu club off in the grass and she does her thing...cars a rockin and a squeakin...finally she gets outta the car and then i jes look out the passenger window and brapp brapp a dap!! down she goes in a heap...i get back out and get a partial refund on my "ex'ra curricular activities"...SWEEEEEETT!!!

must go to bed early tonight...goin over to parents tomorrow for christmas...small get together this year...works for me...means i dont have to spend outrageous amounts of money...not that i mind...id love to if i could afford it..i'd LOVE to get my dad that 2000 dollar digital 35mm camera..or get my brother the 3500 dollar turbo kit for his neon...but..i am NOT rich and famous...weelllll..im rich and famous in love here on diaryland!! ~insert sounds of massive gagging and wretching~ HUUAAARGHHH!!!!

ok..must go shoot more citizens of vice city...~evil laughter~

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