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A nutty new years resolution

2002-12-31 - 4:33 p.m.

Has anybody ever givin you a life altering statement..that made u consider seriously changing your ways? bein that this is new years eve..i decided this was the perfect topic for my blog...i know that the "usual" new years resolutions include..losing weight..work out more..eat better..stop smokin...stop painting my nail...uhh..nevermind..haha..anywayz...i just recieved some information that has led ME to make a new years resolution...somethin i dont usually do cuz..they are a crock of shit...we stick to it for about a month..then its like..ok..THAT was fun..NOWWWW back to reality...My resolution for the new year isssss...

I am NEVER going swimming in the ocean again...ever..and heres why

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads........and you wonder why the ocean is so salty!

that is freakin disgusting...and us guys think we're the beast from the east..that only works if yer on the eastern seaboard..otherwise you'd be the breast from the west..and well..thats just not too manly..ANYway..we thought its amazing when we go a few times in one night...this bastard gets ONE good nut and prolly does enuff sperm for a lifetime of shits n giggles...i suddenly feel the need to soak myself in turpentine...~shudders~

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