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Bad Email!!

2003-01-02 - 7:17 a.m.

WARNING!! YOU MUST READ!!

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not

open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase

everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on floppy

disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on all

your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the

tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any

CD's you attempt to play. It will program the auto dial on your phone so

that you can call only 1-800 numbers. This virus will also mix antifreeze

with water in your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting

company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with

Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it

will

leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously

close to a bathtub filled with water. It will not only remove the

forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your

skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard

that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,

sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

If you are a blonde...this is a joke.

Leave me a note..or dont..whatever yo :)

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