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street walkers and freezin women

2003-01-07 - 6:09 p.m.

man..what the hell is wrong with people? the last time i knew...sidewalks were these concrete paths for people to walk on in safety..such a NOVEL idea..ya think? but drivin thru a "less than desirable" part of DC today..people just wander out in the streets like there r NOOO cars in the road...i've found that for the most part..people will try to intimidate u at first..by walkin funny and wearin big puffy coats...this is so they appear to be so riddled with muscles that they walk as if they mght topple over from their shear bulk...when in reality they would be lucky to weigh a buck fiddy soakin wet...this dood walks out in front of me and eases into this slowwww drawn out swagger across the street...so i wait...and wait..and then i beep my horn..he gets this mean angry look and is like..what?? so i lean out the window and im like "dood..get on the fuckin sidewalk" so he says "man..fuck you"..but..he got on the sidewalk..i dont understand people...

case in point...by this mall in maryland..there is a big 6 lane wide road...East-West highway..and there was a crosswalk..but no bridge...and a few pedestrians were hit by cars over the course of time...so all the people start bitchin "if we woulda had a BRIDGE up in the muthafucka..maybe wouldnt nobody be DYIN n shit..u n'am sayin jo?" nah jo..what the fuck ARE you sayin? use the damn crosswalk...they jes walk out in the middle of the street...now they have a BEAUTIFUl brick walkway that goes across the road..and ya know what? for every one person that uses the bridge, i see ten runnin across the street between cars...

another reason why people can be stoopid...as some of u know..i do heating and AC work for a bank...i work at the main center..where all the "work" gets done...customer service and so on...well today we got a call from this lady on the third floor sayin it was extremely cold..at least 65 degrees...so i went up there to see her and took my cool ass Fluke 23 meter with thermometer attatchment...ooOOooo...now...our building is supposed to run at 74 degrees plus or minus two degrees alll year..this means that as long as the building is between 72-76 degrees at ANY point in the building..we r doin a good job...so i took my stuff up there..put it on her desk..waited : 73.8 degees..."ma'am..its 73.8 degrees at your desk" her:"you can NOT tell me its 73 at my desk!" me:"ok ma'am...let me check the VAV (variable air volume) box and check the settings on the computer...so i get up in the ceiling with my flashlight..some fancy lookin tools..and i make lil noises...lean WAYYYY out ont he ladder..grunt..cuss once...try to look serious..then i close the ceiling back up and tell her that im gonna make some final adjustments down on the computer..now keep in mind..i DID NOT CHANGE A FUCKIN THING!! so i go down stairs and eat lunch with the fellas..come back after lunch and ask her how she is feeling..she says "oh MUCH better..i dont know what u did up in that ceiling..but it musta worked!" i just smiled and told her that i was more than happy to help...i swear..imma fuckin genius....

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