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2003-01-10 - 7:02 p.m.

every friday us "bloo collar" doods have to take an hour or so and stop workin on big important shit...like starin at nancy, kadijah, kim, kim (another one), raina, anita...and so on...and we have to go "police the grounds"..which basically means pick up every piece of trash within 500 yards of the building..sounds like a shit job, but we actually get to goof off a bit and chill for a bit...plus there is a pond and we gotta go there too..but we basically skip rocks and try to hit floating debris thats in the pond...bewteen the 4 of us..we filled up..prolly 3 huge trash bags full of crap..everything from paper scraps to beer bottles and Ed got the big prize..A USED CONDOM!! yay ed..u da man..u fuckin perv...lol anywayz, we get done ..oooo i used a comma!! <<----look back there!! oh yeah..we get back inside and steve (my boss) tells me over the radio that GRANT (from DUNNGHHH fame) has an envelope and for me to get it and bring it to him...10-4...on my way..so i get the envelope and take it to steve whos in the cafeteria with the rest of the guys and he's got this big grin on his face..hes like "open it up!!" so i open it up..and there is this list on it of "marked pieces of trash"..."grainger label", "other piece of THIS paper", "misc ATM receipt"..etc etc..and hes got fuckin DOLLAR amounts next to em...like..10 bux...20 bux...and if you found THREE..it was 100 bux and 4 hrs early leave that day...apparently he wrote messages on these pieces of trash that said "if u find this...hold it until i ask for it" and we're like..DOOD..we dont READ the trash..its TRASH..its 35 degrees out and the wind is blowin like shyz...we r not gonna read every piece of trash we get cuz we'd be there all day....mannnnn...i wanted to go dump my bag out and lookthru it...but then i remembered Ed's bag was in mine..and i was not THAT pressed to get a few bux...GEEWWWWWWWWWW...

man...who writes notes on trash?? if anything..he should marked where he left the trash and then went back after we were done and if it wasnt there...give us the loot....that would be smarter...well..at least he got to keep his hundred bux...BAMMA!!

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