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Lost drivers should not be lost..or drive... 2003-01-16 - 9:06 p.m. "Crack n Dove Doodle the World" present "My Still Life"
Ok..so it started out as a serious (sorta) still life...notice the flowers and grapes..but that was not my style......so i added more cooler stuffs!! so yeah... i have an issue to pick with people who are lost...why the fuck do you drive SO damn slow?? i mean..if yer lost..the slower you drive...the longer its gonna take you to get to where ever the hell yer tryin to go...put yer foot down and drive like u gotta pair...if i get lost somewhere i keep goin till i get to a place where i can pull over and look at a map or ask somebody...i do NOT drive down fuckin Constitution Ave weavin back and forth, tryin to look out the windshield and both side windows at the same time while yer female passenger has a dazed look of utter confusion on her face...probably wondering how a man with his head so far up his ass hasnt actually run into a crowd of seagulls and squirrels...although that woulda been HELLA more entertaining than watching this maroon (from bugs bunny) from Illinois...he finally made it out to route 66...but by the way his woman was pointing wildly back at me, or back to DC...i figured they were still lost...either that or she was tellin him she was gonna go ride wit a man who knew his way around the city...lol now i must go watch this amazing new reality show...im not sure if you all have seen it...it features great feats of athleticism...wild twisted plot lines involving women with exquisite bustisity...also with surprise cast members to shake things up...what IS this fabulous show? why..Smackdown...of course... Leave me a note..or dont..whatever yo :) 
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