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Crackboys "Likes and Dislikes" 2003-01-17 - 8:16 p.m. so im sittin here wonderin what to write and i come across the BRILLIANT idea of makin a "Likes/Dislikes" list...now i KNOW this is a ground breaking idea..but jes hold onto those computer mice!! WHAHOOOOO...im such a retard..ANYWAYZZZZZ here goes LIKES!! women, chocolate, stick shifts, video games, pizza, the color blue, payday friday, corona, cycling, pretty eyes, big TV's, "big words", those caramel..macchiato thingies from starbux, movies with: car chases, violence, nudity, adult language and strong sexual content, molson ice, football, paintball, jellybeans, calvin and hobbes, reading forensics novels, kick ass chicks that use monkey icons for smileys, makin my own dinner and actually having it taste REALLY good, a woman with a nice ass, jahoobies, pakistani food, chalupas and border bowls from taco bell, porsche, people that email me provocative pictures, the smell of coffee DISLIKES slow drivers, liver, asparagus, squash, baked beans, people that smell of urination and cheese, fat people who stuff their face all day long and then bitch about me bein "skinny", people that walk right past me and make an effort to not make eye contact, loud music that sux ass, quiet music that sux ass, Kenny G, people that korrekt muh speeling, when i dont have pizza and beer money on friday (RIGHT NOW!!), people that smack their kids around, people who are scared of stoopid shit..like...fuzzy slippers, dust...puppies..its a fuckin puppy...r u insane??, white trash that get on talk shows just to be on talk shows, porn email, email that says i can increase my dick size...when they KNOW their wives said it was just fine, email that promises to enhance my tits...dumbass..i dont HAVE tits, people that IM me and get all bent outta shape if i dont answer within the time span of a grasshopper fart, plain black coffee, sappy "girl" movies, movies that require me to think, filling out paperwork, people that say "well u never tried MY liver, asparagus, squash, etc...yes i have..and they all suck!..ok..thats enuff for now...people that stress me out! lol...oh yeah...and PUNK ASS BISHES that cry for attention...or make up some dumbass internet story about how miserable their life is..SPARE me..if i wanted to hear about the boils on yer ass and the cockroaches that play tarzan from yer hemmoroids..id ASK you it turns out i have a LOT of dislikes...apparently i am getting more bitter as the years go by...funny thing is..im not stressed...ooh yeah..thats another one..so there ya have it...how a crackheads brain really works Leave me a note..or dont..whatever yo :) You are a phoenix. What legend are you?. Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox |