as they BOTH use the monkey icons on AOL...so yeah...my weird dream is all their fault...lol so what happened was..i was this (man..imma sound retarded) i was this happy little monkey and i was out with all my other monkey buddies sleddin on this HUGE hill...it almost looked like those ski jump things u see on the olympics...where they come zoomin downt he ramp and then just like a dumbass fly off into utter nothingness and hope thant when they land..various organs do not explode from their body like some strange surreal display of "Biology 101"...so THATS what we were sledding down and seein how far we could jump...the thing was..we werent usin sleds..or at least i wasnt..i was usin a regular blankey..like the one Linus had on charlie brown...so i'm goin down the hill and i got this big doofy monkey grin on and ZZZZOOOOP! off i go..wheeeeeeeeeee...then all of a sudden i turned into a freakin BAT!...not baseball...like count chocula bat!! man..i dunno WHERE that came from...but i was flyin around and for some reason my and two other bats caught this vampire...and for some reason we were shovin toothpicks under his fingernails...how we did this with no opposable thumbs i have NO idea..but im TELLIN ya..thats my story and im stickin to it...after that we kinda just poked at his eyes and i had the feeling we were supposed to kill him..but then my alarm clock went off and it was time to join the realities of life...no more flying monkeys that turn to bats and poke at the eyeballs of vampires...HAHA..man..and u wonder why they call me Crackhead...
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