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2003-02-08 - 1:03 p.m.

its pictures like this that keep ya'll comin back for more...hahaha..i love it i bet you all we're wondering where i was...right? ok..so maybe not..ANYwayz..im not even "back" yet as i am typin this up on saturday...im pissed at Verizon which is my local phone company...why? cuz i think they're fuckin with me...i've had this number for about 2 years or so with the same service..unlimited calls, caller ID,call waiting and other stuff i had when i ORIGINALLY got my house phone..well i hardly use my house phone for anything other than the computer...all my other calls go to my cell phone..sooooo i called them up on wednesday and talked to this guy and told him that i only used the phone for the computer and all that other stuff was pretty much useless to me..so he changed it to where i basically had a unlimited calls and a dial tone...and there in lies the problem...its kinda hard to make calls or get on the net with..NO DIAL TONE!! i just find it VERY suspicious that the day after i took about 20 bux worth of added junk off my bill i have no dial tone...c'mon..two YEARS with no problem and less that 24 hrs later i have a "short" in my line...so i called back yesterday and she says they can have somebody on sunday to fix it..im like ok..cool..when? between 8am and 6pm...yeah..like my ass wants to be up at 8am on a sunday waitin on a phocking phone guy...maybe i'll get a hot ass phone chick...yeah right...we all know the hot phone chix are already doin the commercials for the phone company..not fixin actual problems..thats left to fat ass billy the phone guy with enuff ass crack showin to make the San Andreas fault look miniscule....ooOOooo..is that a big word?? WHAHOOOO bahhh..im so bored...i know i got a butt load of emails too..prolly 75 % of them will be somebody who did a survey and the rest will be amazing ways to "enlarge-ify" my manhood...ok..nuff bout that..on to the REST of whats been going on

thursday and friday were very eventful...i had a blast...thursday at work pete and i were on the 2nd floor waitin for the elevator to come and right when it opened somebody said "hey" to pete and he said whassup and all that mess and turned to get on the elevator but the doors had started closin and we smacked his face right into it...man..i couldnt even stand up i was laffin so hard...he said it scared him cuz he just turned and all he saw was blue..HAHAHA..then later im in the womens bathroom tryin to get to a valve in the ceiling and he comes into to check the automated air freshener...i forget what the timing cycle on it is but like every 2-5 min it shoots one burst of air freshener out...so right when pete was goin to take the screws off the cover it shoots him right in the eye..he's like son of a BITCH!! owwww dammit!! then he's like..amn..u bad luck, brent..everytime u in the area im gettin fucked up...hahahah..

friday it snowed...thursday night my boss called and said to be at work by 5:30 so we can go out and start hittin all the branches (to shovel the walks)...so brian stays the night at my parents and once i get to work i team up with ed the filipino guy...ed is cool..cuz he had ..i wont say a ROUGH life..just started life out earlier..i mean when i was 9...i was sledding and playin street football..ed on the other had was out in little boats catchin sharks n stuff...LOL..anywayz..we're down in the ghetto part of DC...8th and H street "norf eas" we were just pushin all the snow into the street we finished the part on H street (the main street) and were walkin over to 8th to finish that up when this metro bus comes flyin along right next to the curb...right were we just shoveled a couple hundred pounds of snow...this poor guy was walkin right next to it...if you've never seen a grown man knocked to the ground by a wave of snow...it is a shocking yet hilarious sight...whats even more hilarious is watching him chase the bus down and get on...i have no idea what happened after that...i hope he beat the bus driver up..that bastard..and LATER..we saw a lady pedestrian get hit by a van..right in front of us...the light is red and the van is in front of us..light turns green and we both wanna turn left..but the pedestrians are walking across on the crosswalk on the WALK sign...apparently this guy doesnt wanna wait..so he tries to beat them...the lady has her head down as it is still snowin..and im like..dood...hes gotta hit them!! i was wrong..he only hit her..BAM!! hit her with the right front corner of his van..she goes down in the middle of the street, he slams on his brakes and jumps out...the other pedestrians grab him to make sure he doesnt get away...she slowly got to her feet so we kept goin as they already had about 15 witnesses and she looked ok...

thats all im typin for now...imma go play vice city now...i'll type more later about how my ex mom in law woke me up this mornin...grrrrr ~ok..fast forward about 7 hours and now im back typin..yay~ yeah man...its saturday mornin about 7:30am and my phone starts ringin (cell phone) so i stumble into the living room..its terris mom...

"hey brent..can you bring brians boots over? cuz u didnt send them and i asked you to make sure he wears them everyday"

me "uhhh...i put on his feet what i want him to wear...if u want him to wear the boots..keep em at yer house..but yeah i'll bring them over"... so i get over there and drop off the boots and shes like "ohh..hi..i didnt think you were comin so soon...it wasnt that important"

me "well it was important enuff to wake my ass up at 7:30 on a saturday mornin...so here"

and then i left..the best part was they had a sign on the door that said "Knock quietly please." man..i fucked that door up with my best police knock " BAM BAM BAM BAM!! hahaha...the ONLY time that u can wake me up that friggin early on a saturday is...if yer gonna give me some bomb ass sex within the next few minutes...or its for work and im gettin paid time and a half..or if yer gonna give me a new porsche...lots of money...but NOT about some boots...grrrrrrrrr

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