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ice, drool and FOINE women

2003-02-26 - 6:17 p.m.

listening to: Goldfinger "99 Red Balloons"

eating: turkey, stuffing, milk and ice cream later for dessert..ALLLGHHH

so here it is a few days after "The Storm of '03" and the sun is out...birds are singin and all the snow is gone..oh wait...what? its SNOWING?? and cars are wrecking and spinning out? NOOOOOOOOO...stoopid groundhog..why does he always have to see his shadow?? cant somebody just shoot his ass as soon as he comes out? or maybe spike his groundhog water with some vodka..then he wouldnt be seein SHYZ!! jes come out all fucked up and pass out right on the lawn..and BAM..instant summer! i bet he'd be willin to work somethin out with us...u know, hook him up with some hot groundhog babe in bikini holdin a martini...i'd bet that he wouldnt even know he HAD a shadow...somebody needs to look into this..im serious..

traffic was so jacked up today..all the snow that melted LAST night froze and turned to ice and if THAT wasnt enuff we had a dusting of snow which made for some hellacious traffic problems...in the summer time..on a BAD day it would take me 20 minutes to get to work on my BIKE...today it took me an hour..thats right...i could have taken the bike to work...back home..and back to work again...well..hypothetically speaking..since it was hellafied slippery and i would have busted my ass within seconds of starting to ride...

work was pretty uneventful...uneventful in the sense that we saw lots of accidents and an overturned explorer..i think all the excitement must have tired me out cuz i fell asleep in the van (no i wasnt driving) bewteen south east dc and nw up in spring valley...when i jolted awake i had no idea where i was and i apparently lost control of my salivary glands along the way...i had drool all over my chin and ed was laffin at me...im sure i looked like the human equivalent of that groundhog all tanked up on vodka and martinis...i made sure to clean up nice since i was at spring valley...they have two FOINE women there...i lub dem..dey lub me..haha...fuckin barney song...GAAHHHHH...peace n chicken grease!!

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