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Whats with all the secrecy?

2003-03-07 - 6:33 p.m.

i just got back from the likker store with my usual payday six-pack and as i carried it inside with me i got to wondering...why do they put the beer/likker in brown paper bags?? i mean, everybody already knows what yer drunk ass has in the bag..its not like "hmmm i wonder what he has in the bag...maybe some ancient sea scrolls or the Hope diamond..hmm" bullshit...urrybody in the world knows u got some stuff that will give u a phat buzz...i mean if they're gonna try to disguise it..at least put it in a paper bag with a logo on it..like "Kang Shu's house of Beef" or some other equally misleading name....

in other news 240Z Woman just told me about this cool yahoo plug in...next to yer name on yahoo it will post the name and artist of the song u got blastin on winamp...ish COOL!! i can send subliminal messaages to people now...haha..too bad there r no songs called "you suck big floppy donkey dick" cuz that would make people wonder if i was talkin about them or not...or maybe it wouldnt..maybe they would just say "that dumbass crackhead!" thats what they usually say ~nods~

today at work i drove around with tim our electrician to rewire some circuits and hang some light fixtures which was fun cuz we always clown people we see...its amazing how stoopid people can actually be..im not talkin bout the homeless bums, at least THEY have the sense not to walk in front of a E-350 work van..i swear goin thru NW DC is like playin bumper cars...traffic sux ass..pedestrians with no common sense...the light says "WALK" ok fine..walk..but when it says "DONT WALK" well guess what..stay yer fuckin ass on the sidewalk until i get this big bitch around the corner...i will wait all day for you to cross on "WALK" but once it changes..if you got the balls to walk in front of me..imma step on the gas...i bet yer ass will move first...they do everytime...6000 pounds of steel can be jie skurry when all u got on is some penny loafers and a briefcase...grrrr @ people with no common sense...im cool now! i SWEAR! i got beer in the fridge and pizza on the way and lots o green bills in my wallet...i was TRYIN to go dave n busters tonight but somebody who shall remain nameless ..yes..the SAME nameless person from yesterdays entry...is gonna duck out yet again! oooohhhhh the back stabbing...the pain in my heart! oh wait...its just gas...ne'rmind! :) haha...

***** TIME SPAN OF ABOUT 7 HOURS LATER *****

ok..so apparently the last part of my entry laid a MASSIVE guilt trip on jayel...cuz we went to dave and busters and had a PHOCKING BLAST!! sadly she kicked my ass at ..what? two different motorcycle games? i DID do better at the jet ski one..but we didnt get to race cuz the other one was broken...it started out funny cuz when she said she wanted to go..ize like "auugh...i need new jeans cuz mine all have huge holes in the right knees"..so i ran to old navy and got a new pair and then it was on and poppin! we tried to get as many tickets as possible to get TWO of these big stuffed green frogs..and she also wanted the hello kitty backback...LOL..the frogs were 2500 tickets each and hello kitty was 1500...so we played and played and soon tickets began to roll it...25 here..100 here 500 there (thanks to ME) and soon we had the grand combined total of what...7002? somethin like that...so we rolled out with two big ass green frogs and the HK-BP...so all in all it was a good night...even tho she beat me at the motorcycle thing...it was MY massive amount of tickets that got her the bookbag...so she better not tease me..or imma get my frog to kidnap kitty and hold her hostage!! YEEAARGHH!! ok..imma go eat some of my pizza and have a burr!! YAY!

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