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WHAT THE F#$% WAS THAT!?!

2003-04-15 - 5:57 p.m.

Music: Like a Stone - Audioslave

ya'll really should download this..its gettin massive airplay here in DC and each time it plays it still sounds good...kinda like an old sweatshirt...yeah its old and is a lil ruff around the edges but it fits so well...wait..are we talkin bout me or the sweatshirt? haha! so i'm out in mclean, virginia today waitin on tim to show up so we could fix this giant light pole that "mysteriously" fell over on the weekend..so while im waitin for him i wander over to the 7-11 and pick up the latest issue of SuperStreet magazine..basically all about hopped up sport compact cars and the gorgeous women that hang out atthe car shows...~cheesin~ crackboy is all about the cars and the hot womens...now if only the "all about-ness" was reciprocated, it'd be allll good...but as usual i'm flyin off on a tangent....my point is they had this funny joke in it..and here it is...~laffin~

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10. Scattered f#$%ing showers my ass! - Noah, 4,314 B.C.

9. How the f#$% did you work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

8. You want WHAT on the f#$%ing ceiling? - Michelangelo, 1566

7. Where did all those f#$%ing indians come from? - General Custer, 1877

6. It does SO f#$%ing look like her! - Pablo Picasso, 1926

5. Where the f#$% are we?? - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. Any f#$%ing idiot could understand that. - Albert Einstein, 1938

3. What the f#$% was that!? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

2. I need this parade like I need a f#$%ing hole in the head. - John F. Kennedy, 1963

1. Aw, c'mon. Who the f#$% is gonna find out? - Bill Clinton 1997

there ya have it....i especially liked numbers 3 and 5....anyway...hope ya liked it...cuz i did :)~

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