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2003-04-30 - 6:49 p.m.

Music: Good Charlotte - Loser Anthem

Food: protein bar and a half gallon of water...YUM (actually it looks like im chewing my own shit)

so today i look @ my AOL page and i see that i have finally surprassed 1000 hits...for comparison my diaryland page has had over 6100 hits since january...so that means for every 6 people who see my d land page..only one goes to see my AOL pix page..which means i prolly need some new pix up on there....i'll work at gettin some new ones up...

after work today i had promised to take brian to the park since he did all his homework yesterday...so we went to the park and played on the stuff for all of five minutes before he decided that he wanted to go on the excercise trail to "makemy muscles bigger"...haha...awwwwww...so we went around the trail and did the various excercises together...with a little help he actually did 4 chinups and 20 situps...he still had more energy left for the situps but he wanted to go to the pole climb so i could push him up and he could slide back down like a fireman..then i threw acorns at him and he threw one back and hit me in the back of the head...damn him and his bigger muscles!! now i will feed him crisco, lard and coronas to get him all fat so he cant hit me with acorns...i tell ya..he is a GOOD kid...but too damn cocky...i opened his door up for him and went to my door to get in...he has already buckled his seatbelt and closed the door and says "see daddy...7 yr olds are quicker than 30 yr olds, right?" hahaha..yeah..get yer lil 7 yr old ass out and walk home..see how quick you are THEN!! haha...i didnt actually SAY that...sheesh people...

funny story from work...lemme rephrase that...fuckin hilarious story from work...so i get back from king ave SE at about 3 this afternoon...pete calls on the radio and asks if i have a plunger he can borrow cuz one of the toilets is clogged up..for the record..it takes a LOT of shyz to clog commercial office toilets..anywayz...i take him the plunger and decide to come with him to you know...laff at him while he fights with the toilet clogged with somebodys intestine...so we get to the bath room and im like "which one is it?" and he says "the handicapped one right here..." and he slams open the door with the plunger and this chinese dood is sittin there takin a shit and usin a laptop....his eyes got as big as plates and he tried to make sure his wang was covered by the laptop....fuckin pete had the wrong floor...we were on the 2nd floor and it was the 3RD floor that was jammed up....so pete stammers an apology and we both stagger out into the hallway where we collapsed in a heap...man...i was cryin my eyes out i was laffin so hard...i swear, if dood wasnt already in the bathroom he would have shit his pants...so yeah...that was my day...

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