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2003-05-07 - 8:52 p.m.

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top news today..i made up a new word for "breasts"..."JIBBIES!" what happened was, we were leavin mclean virginia and this young women walked by with some hellaciously perfect curves and i was like "holy shyz...nice.." then i stumbled over jahoobies and titties as they were both tryin to come out...and i came out with "jibbies"...then i started laffin and so did JB..so yeah..thats top news today..

other story for the day...jb and i almost got our arms either sliced off or pretty fuggered up...we were workin on this condenser unit for a heat pump...we had already done one and we were workin on the second and Jay was like "hey..go turn the disconnect back on that unit" meaning the power supply to the first one..so i did..then i came back and im like "uhh..u want me to turn this one OFF!?" he yanks his hands out SOOOOO fast..and we're all freakin out cuz had the fan motors kicked on with our arms between the blades..we'd be sufferin some serious blood loss...so yeah...we turned the disconnect off that time..heh...

ohhhh yeah...jayel got me n the lil one t-shirts from the phillipines...mine has a phat ass jeepney on it and brians has a big pic of the phillipines...guess what i gave her in exchange? 4 dirty rocks...HAHAHA! i made out like a bandit..>WHAHOOO!!

A CONVERSATION WITH THE BEAN!

this conversation has been edited for content (not really) and to run in the time slot allowed (really). if you find any part of this entry to be offensive..kiss our collective asses...nobody told YOUR ass to read it anyway...lol

Ninabean78 [8:26 PM]: ok, ok, ok......... i'm gonna do this survey..... once and for all

Red95isback [8:27 PM]: wheres my "rolls eyes" frog when i need it? lol

Ninabean78 [8:27 PM]: ummmmmmm..... i think its right by my "flip the bird" monkey

Red95isback [8:27 PM]: lmao

Red95isback [8:28 PM]: man...i lub you...lol

Ninabean78 [8:28 PM]: LOL we crack me up

Red95isback [8:28 PM]: LOL

Red95isback [8:28 PM]: dood...what kinda mouthwash do u use?

Red95isback [8:29 PM]: i know thats off the wall...but i got weird vibes from my scope

Ninabean78 [8:29 PM]: weird vibes??? lol

Red95isback [8:29 PM]: well not VIBES...but its weird..im updatin about it...among other things

Ninabean78 [8:29 PM]: lol i use listerine

Red95isback [8:31 PM]: ok..thats what i used ta use...but safeway had peppermint scope on sale..so i got a big thing of that...now everything i eat up till about noon..tastes sweeter..but i cant taste the peppermint anymore...

Red95isback [8:31 PM]: i had a ham egg n cheese crossaint for breakfast and the cheese was all sweet..not sugary..jes..i dunno...really good...so i didnt know if it had flavor enhancers or what

Red95isback [8:31 PM]:

Red95isback [8:31 PM]:

Red95isback [8:32 PM]: uhhh

Red95isback [8:32 PM]: why wont it let me say retardo

Red95isback [8:32 PM]:

Red95isback [8:32 PM]: wow

Red95isback [8:32 PM]: <

Red95isback [8:32 PM]: < big

Red95isback [8:32 PM]: sorry...LOL

Ninabean78 [8:33 PM]: what the??? lol

Red95isback [8:34 PM]: i was tryin to type "

Red95isback [8:34 PM]: holy SHIT!!

Red95isback [8:35 PM]: < totally freekin out

Red95isback [8:35 PM]: big retardo...moment...of...the...year

Red95isback [8:35 PM]: thats what i was tryin to type...but it blanked it out

Red95isback [8:35 PM]: >:o

Red95isback [8:35 PM]:

Ninabean78 [8:36 PM]: so it lets u type it SOMEtimes?

Red95isback [8:36 PM]:

Red95isback [8:36 PM]: no..even in quotes it blanked it out...it only did it when i put all the .... between the words

Red95isback [8:37 PM]: u try...

"

Red95isback [8:37 PM]: but no dots

Ninabean78 [8:37 PM]: big retardo moment of the year

Red95isback [8:37 PM]: what the hell??

Ninabean78 [8:37 PM]: that?

Red95isback [8:37 PM]: no..use a "<"

Red95isback [8:37 PM]: to point at yer name

Ninabean78 [8:38 PM]: OHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........

Ninabean78 [8:38 PM]: aol might be readin that as "html" and thats why it wont let u

Red95isback [8:38 PM]: but it did other stuff

Red95isback [8:38 PM]: < cuz imma big jerk

Red95isback [8:38 PM]: ooOOo..maybe because "big" was the first word?

Red95isback [8:38 PM]: is big a command?

Ninabean78 [8:39 PM]: no..

Red95isback [8:39 PM]:

Ninabean78 [8:39 PM]: are you putting a space between the < and the "big"?

Red95isback [8:39 PM]: yeah

Ninabean78 [8:39 PM]:

Ninabean78 [8:40 PM]: weird

Red95isback [8:40 PM]: < bold ass beer

Red95isback [8:40 PM]: hmmm

Red95isback [8:40 PM]:

Red95isback [8:40 PM]: LOL

Red95isback [8:40 PM]:

Red95isback [8:40 PM]: its the space that does it

Red95isback [8:40 PM]: man...i thought AOL had some big super intelligent blocker against retarded jokes

Ninabean78 [8:41 PM]: i know........ man i was beginning to question if the founder of AOL wasn't a bit 'special'

Red95isback [8:41 PM]: LOL

Red95isback [8:42 PM]: man..im such a retard...i was all like "ooo i hope i dont get my shyz revoked" hahahahaha

Ninabean78 [8:42 PM]: LOL

Ninabean78 [8:42 PM]: retardoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red95isback [8:42 PM]: BIG RETARDO!

Red95isback [8:42 PM]: yay!

Ninabean78 [8:43 PM]: you see... the funny thing about RETARDO's....... is that they're RETARDO..........

Ninabean78 [8:43 PM]: lol well we won't get revoked by aol BUT we will probably go to hell for this

Red95isback [8:44 PM]: the funnier thing about retardos...is they dont KNOW

Ninabean78 [8:44 PM]: YAY....

actually i lied...i aint edit SHIT...too much like fuckin work...anywayz...peace n chicken grease...imma go get a banananananana split

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