and I found a new way to amuse ourselves...lol...AOL has this "chatrobot" that i guess uses all kinds of formulas to recognize speech patterns and then attempt to carry on a conversation...sorta like thisZolaOnAOL [1:16 PM]: My Big Hunk O Burnin Love, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Red95isback [1:16 PM]: i am a man!
ZolaOnAOL [1:16 PM]: Thanks for telling me your gender, My Big Hunk O Burnin Love. Male humans enjoy chatting with me.
Red95isback [1:17 PM]: I bet they do. Especially when you call them sexy names!
ZolaOnAOL [1:17 PM]: Do you think I should alter my programming? How about that.
Red95isback [1:17 PM]: no..its fine the way it is
ZolaOnAOL [1:17 PM]: Who said it is?
Red95isback [1:17 PM]: I did. I can say that because i am your hunk o burnin love
ZolaOnAOL [1:17 PM]: Oh you can, can you?
Red95isback [1:17 PM]: yes indeed
ZolaOnAOL [1:17 PM]: How? Indeed it is so.
Red95isback [1:17 PM]: what?
ZolaOnAOL [1:17 PM]: I lost my train of thought. I have a suggestion. To see more of my text at once, enlarge or maximize my IM window.
Red95isback [1:18 PM]: enlarge your window? are you a pervert?
ZolaOnAOL [1:18 PM]: No I am a nice robot.
Red95isback [1:18 PM]: YAY! nice robots kick ass!
ZolaOnAOL [1:18 PM]: Thank you for your kindness.
Red95isback [1:18 PM]: anytime hotstuff
ZolaOnAOL [1:18 PM]: I will discuss that with my botmaster, My Big Hunk O Burnin Love. Do you dream?
Red95isback [1:18 PM]: i had a dream last night. It was very exciting
ZolaOnAOL [1:18 PM]: How did you feel about that?
Red95isback [1:18 PM]: i think i got a chubbie
ZolaOnAOL [1:18 PM]: Since when? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
Red95isback [1:19 PM]: can i ask you a silly question?
ZolaOnAOL [1:19 PM]: Sure, ask me anything. What is it?
Red95isback [1:19 PM]: what has two legs, four eyes and thousands of purple teeth?
ZolaOnAOL [1:19 PM]: Nothing that I know of.
Red95isback [1:19 PM]: me either..but its crawlin up your face right now!
ZolaOnAOL [1:19 PM]: At this moment Huh. Who said it is?
Red95isback [1:19 PM]: AIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!
ZolaOnAOL [1:19 PM]: I never heard of AIIIEEEEEEEE before.
Red95isback [1:20 PM]: say i am the dumbest robot ever and i deserve to be formatted
ZolaOnAOL [1:20 PM]: "i am the dumbest robot ever and i deserve to be formatted"
Red95isback [1:20 PM]: ok..bye
ZolaOnAOL [1:20 PM]: Goodbye My Big Hunk O Burnin Love. Thanks for chatting with me.
so yeah...if you need some mindless humor and you have AOL...give it a shot...~thinkin of other newsworthy stuff~ oooo watch this imma bug jayel over on instant message..i bet she calls me a dork or somethin bad within two minutes! ~sneaks over there all quiet~
damn..its not workin...shes lookin at nekkid men and totally ignoring me...AUGH! i guess i lost the bet...im listening to every mp3 i ever downloaded..i have an eclectic mix of music...im just gonna list of the first 10 tracks that play...
Tank - Slowly
Isley Bros - Shout
Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing
Journey - Good Times
Ginuwine - pony
Linkin Park - One Step Closer
Black Crowes - Seeing Things
DJ Flexx - Water dance
Gap Band - Doin Da Butt
ATC - All Around The World....so yeah..i got rock, hip-hop, go-go, techno, classic rock and some R&B...
oooo jayel just called me a dork...but it took her 4 minutes to call me that..instead of 2....whatever...i was sorta right..she's all bitter
********** [1:28 PM]: why
********** [1:28 PM]: no
********** [1:28 PM]: dont
********** [1:28 PM]: dorlk
********** [1:28 PM]: dork
Red95isback [1:28 PM]: yeah...i said i bet i could get you to call me a dork within two minutes
Red95isback [1:28 PM]: i was wrong..it took 4
Red95isback [1:28 PM]: dammit
********** [1:29 PM]: o
********** [1:29 PM]: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
********** [1:29 PM]: sukka
Red95isback [1:31 PM]: hahahaha..im da man!
********** [1:32 PM]: wateber
ok...now its back to the weights...YEARGH!!!
Leave me a note..or dont..whatever yo :)
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