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2003-06-18 - 7:35 p.m.

i see its been three days since i updated...well so it says on my buddy list...i hate updating after takin some days off..because i have SO much material..but i type with two fingers and a thumb...crackboy aint gettin dislocated finger joints from updatin...so where do i start? how about THIS guy...the picture of a hard working american doin his best in this world...YAY AMERICA!!

ok..does ANYbody actually believe he has diet pepsi in that can?? i dont know where u all live but here in DC we have a decent sized homeless population and i have YET to see one walkin around with a can of soda...much less DIET soda..or as The Bean would say..."Pop"..haha...it would only be pop if i popped you upside the head with it...har har

here comes the long part...so buckle up and hang on! lol..anywayz...im workin up in the ceiling at work yesterday on the VAV boxes and the security guard hits me up ont he radio and says i have a visitor atthe front desk...me? a visitor? me gettin a visitor is like somebody discovering ET...it just doesnt happen..well it did...so watch out for ET..that bamma might sneak up on you and fondle you with that long glowing finger...hahaha..i bet some of you are like oooOooo yeah! ET BABY!! anyways..what the fuck was i talkin about? oh yeah..the visitor...it was rashida...you might remember her as my good friend and hang out buddy...i could tell by her cheesy smile that she needed a favor...actually that goes for ALL women..anyway she had NO brake lights and had the bulbs and asked could i put them in...so ize like..what? thats what yer boyfriend is for...so she says she broke up with him and kicked him out...long story there but basically it was a whole "i told you that bamma was dirty" so yeah...annnnyyywayzzz...last night was brians honor roll ceremony and she wanted to go cuz she hadnt seen him in a while so she came along...we stopped off at wendys to grab some food before we went to the school and saw all kinds of police and rescue vehicles goin by...so at the next light there was a big accident and i was like "man...that'd be messed up if terri was in that, huh?" and rashida was like "awww dont say that! thats mean! haha" so we get to the school and terri pulls up next to us and we both look over and there she is wearin a big ole neck brace..we looked at eachother and busted out laffin...we KNOW it wasnt from the accident but still..it was laff out loud funny

so yeah...thats brian with his certificate and his crooked necked momma with him...lol

so later that night rashida calls up and says shes bored im like "ok...come on over and i'll rub your feet and suck your nipples" and i'll be damned if 45 min later she wasnt at the door...go me!

in a totally unrelated incident i was talkin with ninabean (see her link above) and had this brief discussion

Ninabean78 [7:00 PM]: ok well at least u can be happy that until i finish eating, u and my dinner now have my undivided attention.... lol

Red95isback [7:01 PM]: wow sweeet

Red95isback [7:01 PM]: ~blocks out the "and my dinner" part of that~

Red95isback [7:01 PM]: ~dreamy sigh~

Red95isback [7:01 PM]: wtf is a dreamy sigh?

Red95isback [7:02 PM]: like a sigh when you are dreamin? cuz usually that invloves nasal palpatations..and thats not too sexy

i added "palpatations" to my big word list..YAY!!...so yeah...thats my update...took forever cuz i kept gettin distracted and sidetracked and harrassed....but i made it! whahooo!

Leave me a note..or dont..whatever yo :)

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