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Why are your pants so tight?

2003-07-03 - 7:23 p.m.

you ever have one of those days where NOTHING goes right?? like...you pour a huge bowl of cereal and milk..but when u put the milk back you knock the cereal all over the floor..or you're at work up on a ladder..when u go to step down u miss a rung and fall off and hit the wall? or maybe on the way home to avoid gettin run over by a bus you go thru a giant puddle but its really a pothole filled with water and you break the very expensive carbon fiber fork on your bike?? you ever have one of those days? if you DID..man..THAT SUCKS ASS!! luckily for me..my day did not go like that at all..hahaha..were ya'll feelin all sorry for me? cuz if you were...i sure could use a good back scratch! not to be confused with a backrub..a back rub is for when yer muscles are all tired and achey...a SCRATCH is where you jes got the itchies cuz you spent too many days in the sun with yer shirt off and now its all dry and in need of scratchin...so yeah...i hate when i ramble cuz im pretty sure i was supposed to be makin SOME kind of point...haha..

the highlight of my day came when Kim...who sorta looks like beyonce in the sense that she has a great ass and near perfect skin...said "hey...why are yer pants so tight??" im like..my pants arent tight..they're jes normal work pants..at this point 4 other women poked their heads around the corner to see who had tight pants..one lady said "maybe you should ask her what she was doin lookin at yer ass"..to which Kim said "i cant help it..its PERKY!..when he was walkin it went...boomp boomp boomp boomp"...she also used animated hand gestures to make her point...i think it was about that time when my ears turned red because Olu said "hahaha...awwww his ears are red!" then kim said "yeah...turn around"...i didnt want to..but i had to so i could escape into our shop area....NOW...before any of you cry sexual harrassment..lemme make this point...having Kim with HER incredible ass, verbally praise MINE...is like...for you ladies anyway...havin whoever some guy you find just incredibly hot, commenting on your physique in a most positive way....so yeah...Kim can look all she wants..maybe next time she'll grab that sucka...i'd freak kim right on the wall...mmm...freak...

now for the LOW point of my day...actually its not a low point but i realized last night that i am doin things that old people do...as in reading a crime novel while soaking in the tub...criminy...now all i need is some support socks and some "Tickle My Elmo" Depends and imma be SET!! now im gonna go read my book until smackdown comes on...then im gonna stay up REALLY late and BS with people online..THEN i might go to taco bell at midnight and get a horrible case of the farts...you know why? cuz i dont have to go back to work until tuesday...WHAHOOOOO!! so yeah...yay me im so farkin cool...for an old coot...haha...tickle my elmo...thats funny

oh yeah...almost forgot the daily picture...i didnt take any today cuz i was inside and forgot my camera ANYway..but this picture is still funny...esp since im in the heating/AC biz anyway...hahaha..i love it...

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