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serena...alllghhhh

2003-07-05 - 12:04 p.m.

i am not a big fan of "non-contact" sports...like golf, tennis, lawn bowling or whatever...they just dont do it for me...i mean if nobody is gettin hit so hard their eyes fall out or somethin to that effect..im not really interested...with ONE glaring exception...i will watch tennis if, and only if, serena williams is playing...to me, she defines the corny word "phat"..this word is WAY overused and women who have had a few (bazillion) too many twinkies tend to apply it to themselves...no that would be a different kind of PHAT...Pretty Huge And Triflin..but i digress...sereana is a big girl no doubt about it..but she is not fat..shes got body and shes got strength out the whazoo...so yeah...she won wimbledon today against her sister venus...how cool is that? playin yer sibling in front of millions of people? i wonder if i could play my brother in some Midnight Club 2 in front of millions of people..that would be sweeeet! yeah but anyway..i think im in lust with her..the one problem i did have was her mom...what the fuck was up with the blonde/gold braids?? thats almost as retarded as me gettin plats or dreds....it just looks retarded

now since i ate a good breakfast of blueberry pancakes and bananas..i am going to go on a bike ride and burn of the calories and get all super buff so if serena just HAPPENS to stop by my apartment...she can be like "oh wow...your so hot!! lets have hot monkey sex then i'll go buy you a porsche turbo "s"!!" hahaha...you know that make a wish foundation? for when people r about to die so they grant them these final wishes? well..i know what MY wish is gonna be...im thinkin i need to call rashida up..she looks alot like serena...too bad she cant get me that porsche too..damn her!

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1:35pm

i like this shot...somethin about all the different materials, colors, textures and lines all located at a central point on the bike..the headtube/fork area...we got carbon fiber on the fork, aluminum on the frame and brakes, plastic for the brake line covers, rubber for the tire and some type of composite for the rim...not too mention the green leaves in the background and the rusty bridge that i i leaned the bike on to take the pic...LOL

ok..i think imma go to six flags now and just hang out in the wave pool and try to get rid of my ever present farmers tan...AUGH!

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7:00pm

nothin says "I'm a Bachelor..and proud of it!" like a large pizza and some cold ones!!

I havent had a beer since ummm..i think it was the memorial day picnic i had up in Georgetown at that cookout..so yeah..that was back in may...im due for some more...i DID ride my bike today and worked out on the weight bench..so i can look at it two ways...1.) now all that excercise is shot to hell!! or 2.) wow..it sure is great to be in shape and be able to eat whatever the hell i want!..so yeah..im pickin number two..i got a funny feelin that after all this pizza and beer...the number two is gonna come back and haunt me..if ya know what im sayin...AIIIEEE!!

i dont know why the pix i take INSIDE always come out all fuzzy..the bish SAID it was focused..so i dunno...whatever...imma eat my pizza if its fuzzy or not...

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