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beach trip!!

2003-07-13 - 8:58 p.m.

so we went to the beach yesterday..but where to begin? first off we all met up at tick tock liquors and got enuff ice and likker to last us for days...we went to pick up two of marios friends and jayel and thanh got into my car and mario took his two buddies in his car...we head east on RT 50 towards the bay bridge and after a while of cruisin at 80mph the chesapeake bridge looms into sight...

all of a sudden jayel's like "HE MISSED THE EXIT!!"..we were posed to get off at exit 32 but we didnt..we were now in line to go over the bridge which would suck cuz its hella long...so mario sees one of those little median things that the cops use to turn around and we get in there and wait for a break in traffic to shoot across to the other side..not just merge onto the highway...go in a straight line across 4 lanes of traffic...to make a long story short, we make it across without incident and get to the beach...park the car and lug all our junk across the parkin lot and out to the picnic area...at this point jose and jamie were already half drunk and steadily workin thru more coronas...me and jayel went down to the beach and stuck our feet in the water which was as cold as ice water....DAYUM!! we went back to get my camera but ended up havin some more coronas...then thanh decided to get into her bikini and go down to the beach with mario..

me and jayel had a bet goin...we were bettin on how far thanh would get into the water..we bet a cheeseburger...LOL..jayel said that the farthest thanh would go would be her waist....me i used my dedective powers and decided that since she took her shirt off and had on the bikini..that she would be goin in deeper...but that since she is concerned with her appearence..she wouldnt get her hair wet..so she would only go in up to her neck...it was about this time that it started to rain a little bit and eventually thanh and mario came back up the beach...we asked how far she went into the water and she was like "just up to my neck" OH YEAH!! GIMME MY FARKIN BURGER YO!!! whahhooooo!! lol since it started rainin i went back down to the water to get a few more shots before all hell broke loose...i got this shot of the beach

and i got this last shot of the bridge...

then it started thunderin and lighting was startin to streak the sky with bright flashes...ooOoooo!!! i love storms...but then this truck with two lifeguards comes down the beach tellin us that that park is closed and we need to leave RIGHT NOW!! farkin party poopers!!

we went back to the table and the fellas tried to drink as much as they could before heading for the cars...we piled back in and begin what was to be the best part of the whole trip...LOL...first of all..thanh and jayel kept peggin me with BBQ sunflower seeds...in my ear..my head..my glasses...DAMN YA'LL!! so once we got thru all the slow ass traffic we began to cruise at a steady 95-100mph on RT 50...lemme set up the scenario for you...mario drives fast...i drive fast..and there were two doods in a white chevy p/u who also drove fast...jose and jamie are both drunk off their asses and at one point the truck is behind them and jamie (we later learned) had to piss so bad that he pissed in a cup and chucked it out the window...it tumbled and sprayed across the road, backlit by the setting sun in an almost surreal manner...im thinkin that some of this urinary spray hit the white truck..cuz no matter where mario went..the truck was right behind him...we even got off on an exit and went back the other way and the truck was still with us...i think when the truck realized that the two cars had four guys and two chicks in them..if they tried somethin..they was gonna get a serious ass whippin..man..that would have been fun...anyways...they pulled over to piss yet again in the weeds...that was some funny shyz...next we made our way to mcdonalds so we could all get some food in our system...jayel got me my cheeseburger..YEAH!! and then mario and jamie started arguin (for fun) about how drunk jamie was..he kept swearin that he wasnt drunk...we all laffed cuz dood was str8 twisted..after we left...we're walkin out to the cars and jamie trips ont eh curb and falls on the ground with his milkshake goin EVERYWHERE..mannnnnnnnn..we all just lost it..we were crackin up...drunk ass fugga...so yeah..after that i dropped jayel and thanh off at thanhs house right as it started POURIN rain...was insane...

and that was our day at the beach...YAY!!

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