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i got blown today..and NOT in a good way

2003-08-26 - 7:09 p.m.

as most of you know...i ride my bike alot...mostly to and fromw ork when the weather is nice...today was no exception...rode in at a blistering 22.3mph avg speed and felt real good leaving work this afternoon...but as i rode..the sky got darker and darker..i kept watchin the sky with a seriously worried look on my face...then all of a sudden the sky just took a giant piss on the whollllleeee area...i got soaked within seconds...the sky musta farted too cuz i heard thunder..then a giant gust of wind blew me OFF the bike and into the grass on the side of the rode...ironically it was directly across the street from the hospital that i went to last year when i got hit by the car about 1/2 mile up the street...im thinkin that section of road is BAAAAADD...and yet its called "good luck" road...bullshit...so yeah..im ok...so is the bike..so i just got back on and kept ridin home...when i finally got inside after pickin brian up from daycare i went to get outta my drenched ridin stuff and laffed when i saw my butt in the mirror...clothed in what used to be white but was now a dirty blue set of underwear...i guess i got so drenched that the color from my shorts bled into my drawz...so yeah..that was one hell of a ride home...i was thinkin "geeze..if this gets worse...it might be a tornado..maybe i'll be on the news!!" newscaster "sir..why are you riding your bike in a tornado??" me "cuz yer fuckin forecast said a 30 percent chance of rain..not a farkin torndao!!" haha..but that didnt happen..so i didnt get to cuss atthe reporter..i want to cuss at one..they always ask butt stupid questions...like to people who just lost a family member or somethin "sir..how does this make u feel??" i would LOVE to see one get knocked out or pimp slapped after askin somethin like that..that would make for some good news huh? lol..anywayz

ohhh yeah...speakin of beefs and gripes...another one of my pet peeves is people with expensive cars who drive like morons..i have NOOOO problem if they have nice cars..i DO have a problem with people who have nice cars..but have no idea how to work them or drive them...this especially applies to people with sports cars...i am a huge car geek and it PAINS me to be behind a corvette on an exit ramp going a paltry 35mph...dood..my frikken saturn with 132,000 miles can hit it at LEAST 60mph...so i knowwww u can at least hit 65-75...sheesh..id even be happy with 45...whats the point of havin a sports car if u drive it like a honda civic?? makes no sense to me...

its official..crackhead has a bonafide girlfriend...WHAHOOO!! who woulda thunk it? certainly not me...but yeah...ish great...im happy...she lied and said she is happy too..so its all good...hahaha..im PLAYIN...seriously tho..i got the "CHEESE" face on like...24/7...well..about 18/7..cuz the other 6 im sleepin and then i got the "DROOL" face thing goin on...all slobbery n shyz

our power has gone out three times cuz of this storm...maybe i better save this now...i dunno why i did...imma bout done now...uhh what else? oh yeah! this dood tried to sell me some socks today..i quote "yo man..i got the hookup on some socks...u want some? i hook u up boss!" who the hell is there a hookup on socks?? they r SOCKS!!...u cant hook that up..if it was like...100 pairs..yeah..but a 4 pack? hell naw..get to steppin dood...then the other day "S" and i are in the car and this dood tries to sell us some lotion...its funny to know that these people shoplifted the shyz and then sell it like..100 yards away from where they stole it from...anything for a buck i guess...aiight..im out for now..i'll try to update more...MY BAGS!!

on a side note...i got 99 Red Balloons by Goldfinger playin on Winamp3..brian is behind me jammin his head off...ahahahaha...head bouncin and body rockin..you go boy! ahahahaha..he cracks me up!!

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