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2003-09-02 - 9:04 p.m.

man...i coulda SWORN i updated about the lady who fell into the wall...i mean i KNEW i did...but i guess i didnt cuz i dont see it...anywayz...on friday this lady was carryin a cake down the hallway on the 3rd floor and tripped...she fell forward and put a hole in the wall with her forehead and then smashed the cake with her chest when she fell on top of it...so today i took my camera to work (about damn time huh??) and got a picture of the hole...

thats 5/8ths sheetrock that she smashed thru...that is ONE beastly forehead!! i TRIED to get my buddy pete to re-enact the accident scene by layin on the floor with his forehead int he hole..but he was too busy actin like he just hit his own forehead on a wall....

so later i leave for virginia and im headin down RT1/rhode island ave and i see this sign on the side of the road...

and i got to thinkin...ok...what house ISNT used? i mean yeah..brand new houses that have just been built...but usually those are bought by PEOPLE...im pretty sure that builders dont build a rack o houses and just hope some schmuck company that advertises on the side of roads will buy the NEW houses...what i like about the sign is the "We buy used...." like they're tryin to keep the suspense factor up..like..WHOA!! they could buy ANYthing...used..cars? used...condoms? oo wait...used HOUSES!! wowwwww!!

anywayz..i get out to virginia and im stopped at this light and i see a Lotus Esprit...the one with the twin turbo V8....mannnnnnnnnnnnnn..that light couldnt turn green quick enuff...when i did...the lady in the caravan apparently wasnt QUITE as impressed as i was because i think it took her 5.8 days to get from 0 to 30mph...im like...AAAUGHH MOOOOOOOOOOVVVEEEEEEE!!!!! by the time i squeaked past her the lotus was lonnng gone..man..i was so bitter i got back in front of her and slowed way down..see how u like THAT!!...stupid non motivated people...argh!!

so yeah...i need to take my camera again tomorrow cuz theres this homless dood i wanna get a picture of...he's kinda funny cuz he stands at the corner of NY ave and brentwood parkway and waves tree branches at the cars comin into the city...like he's blessin em or somethin...one time i gave him some matches and he said he loved me...then like...a few months later he asked for a dollar and i didnt have any money to give him and he said i had rocks in my head..ahahahahaa...so yeah...imma take a dollar with me and say i'll give u a dollar if i can take yer picture...so hopefully i'll see him and get his picture...YAY!

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