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2004-03-07 - 11:34 p.m.

ok..this is gonna sound real egotistical...that sounds too close to egotesticle...like..u got big balls...and are all proud..."hmph..lookit that egotesticle bastard..hes so brazen!"..ahaha..anywayz...i was sittin here readin my old journal entries and got to laffin quite loudly...then i noticed i was only updatin like..once a month or somethin around that...sooooooooo i've decided to try n be more punctual wit my updates...cuz shit...when i get bored..imma need somethin funny to read...stuff like

...a fat person runnin to catch the bus...man..im sorry..but it is jes freekin hilarious..for one thing..they cant run very good to begin with...and they're usually goin to work so they have bookbags n purses n shyz all flappin around with crap flyin out...YA BASTARDS!! like u dont know when the fuckin bus comes...that damn bus been comin the SAAAAMMMMME time every fuckin mornin for the last 30 years and you got nerve to cuss the driver out for not stoppin..shit..he was prolly laffin harder than me..watchin u in his mirror cheeks all puffed out lookin like a blowfish about to die ~makes blow fish about to die face for reference~ but yeah..that just cracked me up...

so yeah...although i am goin to bed now...i shall update tomorrow...i must update bout the showdown wit the city officials (none of u punks reminded me!), my date AND how my son scared the bejeebus outta himself...and whatever else happens tomorrow...hey..its a monday..i know somethin bound to happen...ugh!..ok...imma take my happy ass too bed...oh yeah...if u wanna see my buttocks wrapped snugly in some champion boxer briefs..shoot me an email...heh

Leave me a note..or dont..whatever yo :)

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