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2004-03-08 - 6:43 p.m.

today was weird...cuz i had the clumsies like a mug...but my reflexes were CRAZY quick...see what i mean about it bein weird? like..im eatin a sourdough bacon cheeseburger from burger king..and this hunk o lettuce falls from the bottom of the samich...and i grabbed it in mid air WHOOOSH!! ..my co-worker was all "wow...good reflexes!!" then at home i was makin my salmon wit bell peppers and i dropped on of the pepper slices...and snagged THAT in midair before it hit the ground...im all YEAH!! imma beast!!..but then i realized i kept droppin shyt..so then i was all I SUCK!! ....BUT..i dont suck as bad as the schmuck that tried to run a railroad crossin and got hit by not one...but TWO trains...apparently he tried to beat the trains..and either stalled out or got stuck between those things that come down wit the lights on em...i dunno what the technical term is...but i believe its "them thingies wit the lights n stuff"..not sure tho...so anyway..he had enuff time to get out of his car..then watch it get crushed by two trains...THEN the cops took his ass to jail for runnin the train crossin..HAHAHAHAHAHA..hows that for a monday mornin?

oh yeah..the thing last night wit my son that was so funny...he was playin burnout2 on the xbox..basically u try to make the biggest traffic accident as possible..so he's playin and i guess moved a lil and sat on the remote control...man...allllllll 600 watts of surround sound power got activated i think..the volume went WAYYYYYYY up and he gets this terrified look..cuz it sounded like a caractually crashed inthe livin room ...his eyes were all wide and hes all flustered tryin to turn it back down...he gets it back down and like the loving father that i am..im laffin my ass off..."itts not funny daddy!!"...."yeah it is..did u get scared?"..."yes..i sat on the remote and it got REALLY loud"....together.."ahahahahahaha"....

did i mention i got new shoes? not that this is a especially note worthy occasion..but seein that i buy shoes mayyyyyyybe once every three years id thought id share...now i buy new work boots every year..but i hardly wear my runnin shoes..matter of fact they still looked close to brand new...until i stepped in a big ass mud swamp..man...i was all bitter..so i got some new Nike ZoomAir...the only fuckin "zoom" was the 125 bucks that zoomed out my wallet...wtf...125 bucks for shoes...i remember when i was a kid (goin wayyyyyy back) and if i got a NICE pair of tennis shoes..my mom would be all like "35 dollars??? for SHOES??" man...u cant even find fake nikes for 35 bucks now...how times have changed...sweet jeebus

man..i gotta reapply for my gold membership...i miss puttin pictures up here...course when i had pix..i didnt type as much..so it was a trade off...anywayz...time to eat my salmon that i made...

thanks to pouncer for keepin me entertained thru emails...crazy ass...ahahaha

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