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gubment officials and quotes from DC chat

2004-03-16 - 5:47 p.m.

ok...so im way late on updatin bout the gubment folks...but i got around to it...ok heres the deal...we have these two pits at one of our bank sites...they prolly 5x5 feet wide by 7 foot deep and they catch all the sand n junk that comes down the hill when it rains...so ONCE a year we go in and pump all the water out and shovel the sand out..honestly i have no idea WHY these are here as they jes catch all his water..then we jes pump it right back out...ANYWAY...so we had already pumped out one pit and had started on the other one....meanwhile on the property next to us there is a large scale raid going on..stolen cars, health violations and other stuff...now mind u..the water we pump goes down their property..but if it rains...IT STILL GOES ON THEIR PROPERTY (theres is down a hill from us) so regardless if mother nature or i is pumpin water..they still get wet..soooooooo im doin the second one and eating a sourdough bacon cheeseburger meal while it does its thing...then ALLLL (bout 6) these gubment officials start hollerin for me to cut the water off...so i cut it off and one lady is all "sweetie..come here..come her a minute..walk down thru all this water u made come down"...so im already dirty anyway..so wtf...i stomp my ass thru the water makin sure a few pant legs get wet...to make a VERY long story short..they were mad cuz they had to do the raid in the water...and jes wanted us to do it another day (they was threatenin me with "u doin illegal activities by pumpin this water down here" so im like "well fine..i tell u what..i'll jes cover the two pits up and then allt he shit that comes down the hill will just get here that much faster...how bout that?" shes well no need to get an attitude and im like u damn right...u talkin bout jail time for pumpin dirty water..imma be heated...and the WHOLE time im steady eatin my samich (its sooooooooo good)...this one guy was all "hey my man..what is that?" ...."a sourdough bacon cheeseburger"...."where u get ir from?" "from burger king damn..since u all up in my grill..they got one down the street"....i guess they figured since they had gubment badges and stuff they was gonna try n intimidate me.....the funniest part was when the guy who asked me bout my burger...he came up to me and flashed his badge and was like "im inspector so n so blah blah" so i whipped out my work ID and i was like "im the maintenance guy"...the look on his face was priceless...HAHAHAHA..anywayz..thats the gubment story.............

saturday i went to my brothers house since i hadnt been in like a month or more...we threw DOWN...we had a six pack each of corona, molson ice, red stripe and mikes hard cranberry lemonade, a large pizza, 2 boxes of thin mint girl scout cookies, two bags of tostitos, 2 things of the salsa con queso, gallon of milk, a bag of pepperidge farm saulsalito cookies and two big ass samiches...we played Halo damn near all day and watch the dave chappelle show marathon too...oh and i have video of us kickin around a loaf of bread ...kinda drunk and laffin hard...so if u want it..lemme know....ummm what else been happenin.ohhhhh yeah...the HFSTIVAL is comin soon..prollylike...2 more months..I CAN NOT FAWKING WAIT!!!...i been invitin everydamn person i can think of...and if any of you readers happen to be in the DC area and like drinkin and rock music..u should come...GOOD TIMES....ok..now imma go eat some dinner and play xbox...WHEEEEEE..oh yeah..lemme leave u with a few actual quotes from the DC chat rooms...

RepairMan 5932: I BET SHE SMELL LIKE PUBIC HAIR JUICE

Ranipic2003: I NEED A KICKSTAND FOR MY BREAST

Preternatural20: <<< trying to make her nipples move <--this one of my friend :(

PHAT LILRICIAN: NIGGA SHUT DA FUCK UP AND MINE YA BUSSINESS GET OFF MY PUSSY HAIR

Red95isback: asia boobies so big she buy bras at the hammock store

Solidus720: i am goozamoo of the fish fighters

BkRasta: i am sure Jesus likes girls with booty too

Tiff2Shyhehehe: i get everything waxed even my butthole

Model Dude Starx: Im against Blacks, and Wites... Kill Whitey, Down with Blacky... i Only Like Big Fat Smoan Girls Who Crack cocnuts on their forheads and climb trees

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