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2004-04-10 - 5:41 p.m.

Listenin to : Blink 182 - First Date

ok..so im listenin to my blink 182 CD (the take of yer pants and jacket one) and the holiday song is hilarious...heres a lil excerpt...

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs

and he shit shit shit his pants

He's alway's fucking shitting his pants

And I'll never talk to you again

hahaha..poor gramps..dirty bastard

i've been playin a LOT of splinter cell 2 lately...the more i play..the more i cant wait to play paintball again this year...nuffin says "imma manly man" like shootin other doods wit balls of paint @ 300 feet per second...wow..i jes did some quick math on that...and it works out to be about 205mph...no wonder them shits hurt so bad!! its sooooo much fun tho...if yer good...u dont get shot too often...and anybody who doesnt get shot is a pussy..cuz the only way you wont get shot all day is if u jes go hide and never get into the combat....in which case yer own teammates will shoot you (ask the lil kid who went with us last year)...SUPPOSEDLY i have a "date" tonight...i was POSED to have a "date" last night...but she stood me up..sorta..see she said she was gonna run to the store with her girlfriend (jes a friend..not a GIRLfriend..sheesh) to the mall and get some CD's or some shit..then she'd call me up and i could come over n chill...so im all yeah RIIIGHT...yawl gonna go out...get distracted by somethin..and forget alllll bout ole brent...she says "awww no i wont..i'll call u when im on my way home"....so needless to say i knew it was BS and took my ass to sleep...and guess what..~open faced surprised look~ she never called...so i called her today and im like "you know imma smack u..right?"..."yes...i know..im sorry...BUT I GOT A DAVE CHAPPELLE DVD!!"...so once again...im POSED to go over n watch it...good thing i got a lot of xbox games to keep me occupied when i get stood up, dumped, kicked to the curb, str8 curried (carried...but u gotta say it ghetto) CURRIED....man...u know what...i want some BEER..a cold beer would hit the spot right now....OH MAN!! that reminds me...yesterday i had some BOMB ASS RIBS!! ohhh DAYUM they were good...this place over in the hood...8th st and maryland ave NE..lil corner joint called "kennys smokehouse"...lil phat youngin workin the register..some dood wit his hat on sideways by the food and some old dood back there cookin...oh HELLZ yeah..i knew it was gonna be good...mannnnnnnn i got a pork rib platter with red beans n rice, mashed potatos and cornbread for 8 bucks...i ate @ noon yesterday...it is now 5:30pm the next day and all i had to eat was ummm..i think i had coco pebbles this mornin..and thats it..oh yeah a bagel about 10...those ribs stuck to MY ribs...they prolly down there havin BBQ sex or somethin...i dunno...

my work van is in the shop for some shock and suspension work...DC roads are some SHIT...like drivin on the moon just with more gravity...potholes like craters..anyway..its in for repair so im actually drivin my own car (till monday) see i like usin the van for the obvious reason im not burnin up gas on MY dollar...but i got in my car this mornin @ 5:15am and headed for work wit my blink CD playin and mannnnn i forgot how quick my car can be...next thing i know im flyin down the street @ 75mph in a 35 zone..DO'H

man...i typed too much..my fingers are dizzy..imma go play some more splinter cell..or PGR2...or colin mcrae rally..or vice city..or GT2002..or halo..or NFS...or burnout 2..or..who knows..i got choices tho!

ok..i had to go back and add this...cuz i JUST read smurphy21's diary and SHE wrote bout paintball too and how much they hurt..and im all NO FUCKIN WAY....cuz thats skurry...our minds were on the same wavelength...imma see if i can use that and scheme my way into her drawls...hahaha..IM KIDDIN (unless u'd like that..then im quite serious) haha..ok..back to xbox

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