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Only the nose knows 2003-05-05 - 6:19 p.m. today i wasa thinkin that i was gonna have NOTHING to update about...seriously..today was seriously deficient as far as good newsworthy items...except for ONE incident...i was waitin for the elevator on the first floor tryin to get to the third...so it finally opens up and pete and this other guy jeff from the mail room are gettin off just crackin up and pushin eachother out...so me..i always love some jokes and laffin n stuff..so even tho i aint know what was goin on i started laffin too cuz its jes contagious like that...so i get on the elevator and no sooner than the elevator starts goin up i realize what was so funny...sombebody busted the WORST most horribliest disgustificating fart i have ever had the misfortune to catch a whiff of...man..i was all freakin out tryin to hit the door open button but it was too late so i smacked the floor 2 button and bailed out in a hurry...then this lady shes comin from the cafeteria and shes like "ooo hold the door!!" so in a split second i have to make a decision..should i be a gentleman and hold the door..but send her to a gaseous demise? or..doi pretend that i couldnt catch it in time and save her the grief? shiiiiiiii if MY ass had to sniff that shit..i'll be damned if imma be the only one...so i held the door and smiled....all i hear is "GAWWW DAMN!!!!" man...that was it...i had to sit down i was laffin so hard...i hope i dont see her...she gonna think i did it... no i must go eat dinner and after dinner we shall have banananananananana splits....mmmmm vanilla ice cream, mint oreo icecream, hot fudge sauce, caramel sauce, whipped topping, sprinkles and those funky lil cherries...ALLLLLGGGHHHHHHHHH Leave me a note..or dont..whatever yo :) 
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