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2003-08-17 - 9:48 p.m.

soooo..whats happened since the last update? friday morning i had to go in early to the North East branch to "remove and disassemble" a set of cabinets, stove and an old dishwasher fromt he basement to make room for the renovation that is coming soon...so we HAD to take them out carefully so as not to destroy the surrounding walls...but when i went to pull the stove out and take it up the stairs i smacked my shin and got really pissed and i jes picked the stove up and threw it in the back of the van...then i felt all superhuman cuz i jes threw a stove into a van..and i wa slike WAAAUUAARGHH!!! hahaha..after we got all the stuff in my van we took it back to the main building and went to put it in the dumpster there...this is where it got fun...see i have this small anger issue...and when i hit something i expect it to either pass out (if its human) or fall apart if its material..and if it doesnt..i jes keep hittin or kickin it till it does...if you've never beat apart a stove and dishwasher with a 10 pound sledgehammer you are SERIOUSLY missing out...hahaha..i wish i woulda had the camera for the before and after pictures..its was all flat and smushed...LOL i had a good time but man was i sweatin..it was 95 degrees out and HUMID...~pauses to chug some corona~ alllghhhh oh yeah...so after my reg work day was done..i took brian over to terris for the weekend and went BACK to the NE branch to meet this contractor at 7pm..i got there at 6:30 and at 7:15 he hadnt showed up...so i called my boss to let him know and then i began this HORRIBLE game of phone tag with the doods boss and my boss...to make a long story short he had been waiting atthe WRONG site with a dead cell phone and finally made it to me about 9:45..yeah..almost THREE farkin hours after he was supposed to be there...its whatever...so i finally got out of there abotu 11:45 and went to rush home but got stuck in traffic on NY ave cuz all the club people was out at Dream and traffic was jes fucked...then i got home and went to bed cuz saturday i was to have company...ooOOoooo!!

i forget what time the phone rang...or if i called her or what...either way it was fairly early..no matter..i got up..showered and shaved (me shavin on saturday is an extreme rarity) and got dressed and went to pick her up...first stop was target so she could exhange a bed skirt she got last time but it was the wrong size...after that we went to safeway to pick up a "few groceries" so we could make dinner later...what was supposed to be a few simple ingredients grew into a cart full of stuff that we "needed"...i think it was about 11am when we got back to my place and neither of us had eaten breakfast yet...so i hooked up some bacon eggs and toast and i guess it was pretty good cuz her ass fell asleep for like..i dunno...8 days? haha..nah..like 2 hrs or somethin...so i played some video games and watched somethin on tv..football? i dunno..whatever..after her ass finally staggered out awake we decided i better get ready with the makin of dinner..spaghetti was on the menu along with garlic bread and a big ole salad...too bad i dont know shyz about wine...oh well..the coronas would have to do...LOL...so im makin the spaghetti sauce and she comes to taste it and shes like "it doesnt have enuff spice in it"..im like..duh..i didnt put any in yet...go sit back down! yeah..i was showin whos da boss! lol (inside joke) anyways...i let the sauce simmer for prolly at least and hour to an hour and a half and it came out SOOOOOOOOO good...the funny thing is..i made WAYYYY too much sauce and noodles and salad and ..oooooo..i jes remembered..i have more garlic bread int he freezer...SNACK TIME!!!...ok..where was i? oh yeah...anyway..dinner was bangin (i hooked it up son!) but i think we were still kinda full from breakfast..so we aint eat all that much...she had ONE corona..and i swear it was like she drank a six pack of coke...she had the burps like a mug...for the most part she was tryin to be ladylike and demure..but when i was in the kitchen she let one loose and mannnnn i SWORE my brother was in the other room..im like...DAMN!! ahahaahaha..wow! was that you? the funny thing was...i was all impressed with her tonal quality and delivery...haha..im such a man...

now im not one to go into graphic details of personal business...but i'll jes say it started with some rubbing of shoulders and progressed into ...yeah...that good stuff...~mental images taking over~ ok..must end entry now....alllghhhhh

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