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2005-12-12 - 9:05 p.m.

this is an AIM conversation had with a friend of mine. in case you women wonder exactly what men talk about...

Rawk my Fn Sawks [4:54 P.M.]: did u see the pix from that site??
*deleted screenname* [4:54 P.M.]: wut pix from what site?
Rawk my Fn Sawks [4:54 P.M.]: that story the girl wrote
Rawk my Fn Sawks [4:54 P.M.]: bout her "evacuations"
*deleted screenname* [4:54 P.M.]: oh..hahaha...i ain't go to the site man
*deleted screenname* [4:54 P.M.]: my eyes crossed after reading half her letter
*deleted screenname* [4:55 P.M.]: and i closed it
Rawk my Fn Sawks [4:55 P.M.]: o..man...basically its this VERY effective colon cleanser...and um..the stuff that came out looked alien in nature
*deleted screenname* [4:55 P.M.]: lol
*deleted screenname* [4:55 P.M.]: you gonna try it?
Rawk my Fn Sawks [4:55 P.M.]: man..im considerin it...if i got THAT in me (these were normal people)
Rawk my Fn Sawks [4:56 P.M.]: plus its fascinating..LOL
*deleted screenname* [4:56 P.M.]: lol
Rawk my Fn Sawks [4:57 P.M.]: lemme show u the pic
Rawk my Fn Sawks [4:57 P.M.]: C'MON MAN!
Rawk my Fn Sawks [4:57 P.M.]: gonna be like DAYUMM ewwwwwwwwwww
*deleted screenname* [4:57 P.M.]: NO!
*deleted screenname* [4:57 P.M.]: lol
Rawk my Fn Sawks [4:57 P.M.]: aww c'mn
Rawk my Fn Sawks [4:57 P.M.]: chicken
*deleted screenname* [4:58 P.M.]: bawk bawk!
*deleted screenname* [5:04 P.M.]: dude..that came out of a person?
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:04 P.M.]: yes
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:04 P.M.]: after takin the stuff
*deleted screenname* [5:04 P.M.]: imagine the horror on their face while shitting it
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:05 P.M.]: no bull..but most of em knew..cuz they heard bout it from the site
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:05 P.M.]: me..man...id love to do it so i can take a pic wit my camera phone and send it to nate
*deleted screenname* [5:05 P.M.]: gross
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:05 P.M.]: lol...but man..thats IN you
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:06 P.M.]: im like got dayummm
*deleted screenname* [5:06 P.M.]: lol
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:06 P.M.]: only reason i wouldnt try..is..is it gonna hit all at once when im stuck in traffic...or is it controllable
*deleted screenname* [5:06 P.M.]: as far as i know...none of those are controllable
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:06 P.M.]: man...im skuurrred
*deleted screenname* [5:06 P.M.]: it totally relaxes all the muscles ...numbs it usually
*deleted screenname* [5:07 P.M.]: i'd be afraid i'd start shittin something like that....and then it'd stop halfway
*deleted screenname* [5:07 P.M.]: and i'm sittin there lookin like a goldfish
*deleted screenname* [5:07 P.M.]: with a shit string
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:07 P.M.]: lmfao
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:07 P.M.]: AHAHAHAHAHA
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:08 P.M.]: looks strong enuff that u could always jes yank it out
*deleted screenname* [5:08 P.M.]: lol...i wouldn't wanna grab that shit. No pun intended
*deleted screenname* [5:08 P.M.]: lol
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:09 P.M.]: hahaha...i wonder how much it is
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:13 P.M.]: o man...DOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
*deleted screenname* [5:14 P.M.]: ?
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:14 P.M.]: can u imagine findin somebody who takes metamucil...and then subbin this...AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:14 P.M.]: MAN!! thats genius
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:14 P.M.]: 4 days later "OH MY GAWD!!!!"
*deleted screenname* [5:14 P.M.]: lol...lol. don't get no ideas man. Nate would hate you for life
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:15 P.M.]: no no..not nate
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:15 P.M.]: lorenzo maybe..haha
*deleted screenname* [5:16 P.M.]: oh man. he'd never know it though 'cause it wouldn't happen right away
*deleted screenname* [5:16 P.M.]: but he already got job troubles..i couldn't do that to him
*deleted screenname* [5:16 P.M.]: lol
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:16 P.M.]: speak 4 yerself
*deleted screenname* [5:16 P.M.]: lol
*deleted screenname* [5:16 P.M.]: lol
*deleted screenname* [5:17 P.M.]: lol...why i was readin a joke...
*deleted screenname* [5:17 P.M.]: and...
*deleted screenname* [5:17 P.M.]: it was a flambouyant couple...that walked past two people...
*deleted screenname* [5:17 P.M.]: one said to the other...
*deleted screenname* [5:17 P.M.]: hey....they look like siegfried and roy...
*deleted screenname* [5:18 P.M.]: and other one was like yeah, i guess so
*deleted screenname* [5:18 P.M.]: but why's one of 'em wearing a camouflaged shirt
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:18 P.M.]: man..just the fact that somebody had the look of pure terror wit dralws around their ankles..thats classic
LMAO

Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:18 P.M.]: @ u
*deleted screenname* [5:18 P.M.]: the first one said "so the tiger can't find him"
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:18 P.M.]: ahahahahahaha
*deleted screenname* [5:19 P.M.]: maaaan...i'd pay to see someones reaction to that shit tho...shittin a poopy tarzan vine
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:19 P.M.]: see..its startin to catch on..muahahaha
*deleted screenname* [5:20 P.M.]: lol
*deleted screenname* [5:21 P.M.]: but yeah...sorry...was going over my blog and looking at old entries.
*deleted screenname* [5:21 P.M.]: one said "hmm..i just tried to drink some water. Problem....I was laying down"
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:21 P.M.]: man...dont chu love it?
lmao..man...i read some of my old entries...i had myself crackin up
*deleted screenname* [5:23 P.M.]: i was really just paying attention to how my writing seems to grow better as I go along
*deleted screenname* [5:23 P.M.]: the early entries are all short and stuff...
*deleted screenname* [5:23 P.M.]: and kind'a corny
*deleted screenname* [5:23 P.M.]: the later ones are better
*deleted screenname* [5:23 P.M.]: you reeeeeally should be on 360...I love it
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:23 P.M.]: i think mine stayed the same...like long, nut no actual grammer or punctuation..LOL
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:23 P.M.]: wtf
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:23 P.M.]: u got a 360???
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:24 P.M.]: grammar* haha
*deleted screenname* [5:24 P.M.]: NO man...yahoo 360. I wish I had an xbox 360
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:25 P.M.]: the heck is yahoo 360
*deleted screenname* [5:25 P.M.]: a BLOG SITE doofus. are you keeping up?
*deleted screenname* [5:25 P.M.]: hunh?
*deleted screenname* [5:25 P.M.]: hunh?
*deleted screenname* [5:25 P.M.]: you drinkin more beer already?
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:25 P.M.]: no...360 = xbox...not blog
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:25 P.M.]: ~slap slap~
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:25 P.M.]: i wish..its all gone
*deleted screenname* [5:25 P.M.]: hahaha
*deleted screenname* [5:26 P.M.]: I'm gonna pick some up in a sec on my way up the street to get something from my brother at his job
*deleted screenname* [5:26 P.M.]: and you won't have none
*deleted screenname* [5:26 P.M.]: and i'm gonna laugh at...hold up. dude...you just bought 3 six packs like 2 days ago
*deleted screenname* [5:26 P.M.]: lol
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:26 P.M.]: try that warsteiner...ish clean..i liked it
i know..friday
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:26 P.M.]: they were gone saturday night
*deleted screenname* [5:27 P.M.]: holy moly. drink some water bish
*deleted screenname* [5:27 P.M.]: lol
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:27 P.M.]: i went to town friday..LOL
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:27 P.M.]: 2/3rds
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:27 P.M.]: saturday was chill..lol
*deleted screenname* [5:27 P.M.]: but holdup...how come the other week, i drank so much beer that when I went to pee....the whooooole toilet was lookin foamy?
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:27 P.M.]: got damn
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:27 P.M.]: AHAHAHAHAHA
*deleted screenname* [5:27 P.M.]: like the foam on the top of beer
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:28 P.M.]: piss had head
*deleted screenname* [5:28 P.M.]: i was like wtf?
*deleted screenname* [5:28 P.M.]: lol
*deleted screenname* [5:28 P.M.]: YEAH!
*deleted screenname* [5:28 P.M.]: i drank two 40 oz's back to back
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:28 P.M.]: damn..how quick?
*deleted screenname* [5:29 P.M.]: 45 min
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:29 P.M.]: god lord..thats a 6 pack
*deleted screenname* [5:29 P.M.]: i was watchin football
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:30 P.M.]: GO COWBOYS!
*deleted screenname* [5:30 P.M.]: ok...you officially stink
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:31 P.M.]: i smell goooooooood
i showered this month
*deleted screenname* [5:31 P.M.]: dude...i'm watching Game Show Network....Family Feud is on right...
*deleted screenname* [5:31 P.M.]: tell me why...
*deleted screenname* [5:31 P.M.]: i'm soooo childish...
*deleted screenname* [5:31 P.M.]: they have an armed forces edition on right now...
*deleted screenname* [5:31 P.M.]: and they were announcing the navy guys...
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:31 P.M.]: and u yelled out "FAGS!!"
*deleted screenname* [5:31 P.M.]: "...and Seaman Eric D'Antoni..."
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:32 P.M.]: lls
*deleted screenname* [5:32 P.M.]: no...i just can't hear them get called "seaman" without gigglin
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:32 P.M.]: lmao
*deleted screenname* [5:32 P.M.]: or like that company...Seimens
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:33 P.M.]: its funny u say that...when we ( me n nate) were still teens..my grandpa took us out to his farm..and he's like "and then u make this turn on seaman road"we're like..."mmf...ngr..snicker"
*deleted screenname* [5:33 P.M.]: hahahaha
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:33 P.M.]: hes like "whats so funny" nuffin grandpa!
*deleted screenname* [5:34 P.M.]: hey dude....speakin of blogs...sign your "release" now 'cause I wanna post this conversation
*deleted screenname* [5:34 P.M.]: if you say no, I'm not gonna give your mom any anymore
*deleted screenname* [5:34 P.M.]: and you know she'll take it out on you
*deleted screenname* [5:34 P.M.]: SO do the right thing Brent
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:35 P.M.]: I, Rawk my Fn [email protected], hereby give permission to *deleted screenname*@aol.com to use this conversation in his blog. By granting him this permission, he also grants the same rights to me and my blog. 12/12/2005
*deleted screenname* [5:36 P.M.]: PYOW!
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:36 P.M.]: SYBAU!
*deleted screenname* [5:36 P.M.]: my permission is perpetual
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:36 P.M.]: so is mine....i show u the one from me n jayel arguin bout diatys n journals?
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:36 P.M.]: diarys*
*deleted screenname* [5:36 P.M.]: this entry is "what do guys talk about?"
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:36 P.M.]: LOL
*deleted screenname* [5:36 P.M.]: you still doing the AOL blog?
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:36 P.M.]: damn..we aint even mention tiddies
*deleted screenname* [5:37 P.M.]: oh man...the only thing our ...yup..i was just typin that
*deleted screenname* [5:37 P.M.]: lol
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:37 P.M.]: ahahaha
*deleted screenname* [5:37 P.M.]: we got beer...games...poop jokes..
*deleted screenname* [5:37 P.M.]: but we ain't talk about no hooters.
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:37 P.M.]: and NOOOOOO tiddies...hey at least you aint ask me if a lavender shirt went good with offwhite socks
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:37 P.M.]: cuz that would be GAY
*deleted screenname* [5:38 P.M.]: *gameshow buzzer*
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:38 P.M.]: speakin of tiddies...gege just signed on
*deleted screenname* [5:38 P.M.]: hahaha. You know I work with her cousin? Esi.
*deleted screenname* [5:38 P.M.]: her hooters are bigger
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:38 P.M.]: the chick that was posed to go to jillians with us?
*deleted screenname* [5:38 P.M.]: but she's twice Gege's size anyway
*deleted screenname* [5:39 P.M.]: no...that other chick Diane isn't her cousin...that's some broad she met online
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:39 P.M.]: o..thats her cuzzin? i thought they were friends....ohhhhh
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:39 P.M.]: so they both bigger wit bigger tiddies
*deleted screenname* [5:39 P.M.]: No..there's two Esi's
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:39 P.M.]: speakin of big tiddies..i was watchin the pam anderson roast on spike TV..she had on a see thru shirt..im like man..white chicks look ok
*deleted screenname* [5:39 P.M.]: one is her cousin...one is some no life havin broad that she's not in touch with anymore..and the jillians chick is some random online chick
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:39 P.M.]: nippows n urrythang
*deleted screenname* [5:39 P.M.]: ooooh yeeeeah...the black sheer joint
*deleted screenname* [5:39 P.M.]: *drool*
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:39 P.M.]: YEAHHHHHHH
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:40 P.M.]: she kept stretchin it tight..i was like NIPPOWS!!
*deleted screenname* [5:40 P.M.]: i watched the whoooooooole show too
*deleted screenname* [5:40 P.M.]: twice
*deleted screenname* [5:40 P.M.]: lol
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:40 P.M.]: yah...like double mint...double yer pleasure
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:41 P.M.]: you know whats sad
*deleted screenname* [5:41 P.M.]: oh..you ain't answer me...you still doin the AOL Hometown blog? ot you doing someplace else?
*deleted screenname* [5:41 P.M.]: oh..what?
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:42 P.M.]: oh yeah...imma start a hometown one...i still got an old one that i aint been keepin up on...

and...people will actually read this WHOLE conversation..start to finish
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:42 P.M.]: we need to be in talk radio
Rawk my Fn Sawks [5:42 P.M.]: we can be on WJFK right after don and mike

Leave me a note..or dont..whatever yo :)

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